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status update.

It has been a hectic few days. Been collecting firewood, finding food (slim pickings out here), and trying to stay ahead of the zombies. Finished working on a stone hand axe, which broke after the first use, rebuilt it, broke again, rebuilt it swearing the entire time.

This morning it started snowing. I've got enough clothing to keep me warm, but I'm gonna assume many of the animals are gonna go into hibernation now if the already haven't, I just hope I don't stumble upon a sleeping bear or something out here or run out of food before I find my way out of these damn woods.

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haha.

Sho and a makeshift spear
Sitting in a tree
H-U-N-T-I-N-G
first comes the deer
then comes the spear
Then comes the twelve zombies devouring my dinner...

Damn it

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Hello!!!!????!!!!

Why hello there everyone! Its me, Ms. Sho, you've probably been wondering where I've been. That's a funny story. You see I don't know where I am. I got found by some of the raiders again. I guess they were planning on selling me. Any way, long story short I'm free now. They've been rundown by a herd. On a side note, I've got no weapons, almost no food, a quart of water, and I'm the middle of the FUCKING WOODS. Help would be nice. :) or not. Either way I'm gonna start to fashion my own weapons, a spear or something. Let you all know how its going soon enough.

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Eleven weeks of craziness.

A few miles into Ohio, after passing a few dozen graffiti signs depicting more and more violent messages, ranging from 'Dark Ranger territory' to several hung men hanging from a over pass.

So guess who got caught trying to siphon gas in 'Dark Ranger Poop Face territory.' This girl! Guess who got the shit kicked out of her, her jeep ransacked, five missing teeth, and a nice old shiner. This girl!

Eleven lovely weeks of being held captive by a bunch of neanderthals. *sigh*

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I hate Ohio....

... 11weeks... I've been gone ELEVEN FRIGGIN WEEKS!!.... *Sigh*

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Almost there D!!

“And I think about my loves
Well, I've had a few
Well, I'm sorry that I hurt them
Did I hurt you too?
I took what I wanted
Put my heart on the shelf
But how can you love me when you don't love yourself?
It was me against the world
I was sure that I'd win
The world fought back, punished me for my sins
And they tried to warn me
Of my evil ways
But I couldn't hear what they had to say"

"Oh hello whats this?”

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HAAZAA

Sho finished her emails and walked to her makeshift closet. She pulled out her bag and began packing. First, the rum, then some mre’s, and so on.

‘Shit, where is my coat.’ She rummaged through her trunk and pulled out each piece of clothing and flung them around the room. As she got to the bottom she looked up and saw her jacket. On the peg, by her bed.

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My response to Deyhra's post.

Annoying ward No#1-Ms. Sho.... Why are you laughing??
MWAH-*Still laughing* That crazy little rum drinking wench. Pop's is gonna be soooo mad.
AW No#2- Ms. Sho I think thats enough 'coffee'.
Mwah- Don't. Touch. My. 'Coffee.' Ummm... Class...er I mean... Training is canceled for *Counts on fingers* like.... Wait how far away is Ohio from here?
No#1-About two states to the east.
Mwah- For about three weeks.
No#2- For what reason?
Mwah- I need to see that that Crazy little rum drinking wench stays alive long enough to see Pop's.
No#2- Why?

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First run.

"What are we doing today Sho?" Finn asked me before I had my morning cup of coffee, or what I pretend is coffee so the recruits don't know I'm drinking this early.

"Go. Away. Finn." I replied, not in the mood for the young man who, for some reason, emulates a golden retriever puppy at all hours of the day.

"Yeah man. It's like 5 in the morning, calm down. We'll find out soon enough get something to eat and just shut up for once." Jerry said grabbing a mug.

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Test No# 2

Note: George has been having trouble keeping up with the rest of the group. His aim is sub par, he refuses to take direct orders seriously, and even tried to punch Finn in the face when he tried to give him advice with his aim. I've begun to think that he has never even seen a zed up close. As a result of his annoying idiocy he will be sitting out this test and will rejoin the team when he has learned to control himself better.

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